My Take: A Stranger Who Happens To Be Famous And Whom I Will Probably Never Meet
Dear Justin Beiber,
Who are you? Why are you such a big deal? Why are you trying to enhance the fail idea that long hair on males is cool?
I do approve that you are from Canada. I don't understand why most people think Canada is lame, it's sad; you guys had a great Olympics, and make great Olympic clothing. Also I'm assuming you don't talk about disgusting things in your songs, so thanks for keeping the next generation of American girls pure.
I do feel sorry for you that you are such fodder for jokes among the next generation of American boys. Maybe they're just jealous. I also feel somewhat of a bond with you since you also have an oft-mispronounced last name. Well, I guess yours isn't so mispronounced anymore since you have a cool rhyme to help people remember. But before I heard about Beiber Fever I thought your last name was pronounced bee-ber. (Sorry.)
So actually, this letter has helped me realize I don't think you're so weird. Maybe I'll even listen to one of your songs. Or watch your 3-D biopic. (Bahahaha, just kidding. That is lame, though.)
Sincerely,
Hilary
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